It's August and my blog is nothing if not helpful.  I realize that one major need in this world in August is a clever new fantasy football team name.  There are of course name generators out there, but none I've ever been very satisfied with.  (Although I do like this one pretty well, it came up with "wheat urgency".)  So what I've done for you is to collect all of the clean & funny, WBAGNFARB's* from Dave Barry's blog over the last year or so.

  • Cloned Meat
  • Counterfeit Toothpaste
  • Trojan Dwarf
  • The Potato Conspiracy  (My team name this year is a variation on this one - Lawnmower Conspiracy)
  • Electric Grandmothers
  • Unintentional Buzzcut
  • Thunder Chickens
  • Headbutting Cow
  • Sofa Rash
  • Semi Full of Butter
  • Trans-Weasel
  • Drunken Elk and the Toddler Attack
  • Robot Carp

I plan to continue this feature into the future, So each year I will be posting a similar list, unless blogging disappears or I quit blogging.  Of course I stole this list in its entirety, so you feel free to use anything you find in any way you want.  And if you have a name you particularly enjoy or want to suggest for next year's list, feel free to contribute in the comments section.

*WBANGFARB = Would Be A Good Name For A Rock Band