Best Web Junk (October 31)

This is probably the best headline I've ever seen If you click through and look at these 2 photos, you will never want to board an airplane, ever.  (Unless you are very proud of your body)

This fail is really a grafitti win - best vandalism ever

One of the many reasons I don't drink is because alcohol makes you dumber, and I never met anybody who needed to get dumber

I really don't understand advertising for atheism.

It's Halloween, so you might as well play this. (It takes like a minute)

The Final Countdown on KazooKeylele - found at Jawbone Radio

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU]

And since it's halloween, here is Mary Poppins as a horror film

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic]