Here's a special Christmas themed acro. Just make an acrostic rom the provided letters and put it in the comments. We'll chose our winner, just vote in the comments. Since Christmas is about different things to so many people we'll make 2 acros.
S A N T A
J E S U S
Since I don't know how to delay post a comment, here's my entry.
S-tupid A-ntelope N-uggets T-aste A-wful
J-eremy E-ats S-limy U-ncooked S-ausage
Take your turn in the comments.