Best Web Junk (June 25)

Lawyers...It's a good thing they are earning their high salaries.  Otherwise the makers of unicorn meat would be out of control.  We can't just let them go about all willy-nilly infringing upon the slogan for pork. If I saw this in my local supermarket I'd be inclined to think it was the best grocery ever [youtube=]

If the question is, "how may Mario themed videos can you have in your best web junk?"  The answer would be I don't know, but here's one more[youtube=]