Best Web Junk (April 10)

Not much web junk this week and I'm not really sure why.  But enjoy these 2 links and a classic video.  One of my all-time favorites. I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've ever seen "the cheese placement was all wrong," listed as the reason for a crime

This cracked me up and I'm sure every guy in the world would like a good answer

I've posted this video before, but it's pretty much hilarious so enjoy it again.