First, something serious. You really should read this, and think about your church's business meetings - from Bart Barber A bunch of really cool photos from Mars
If you're going to the olympics you can't order "Bean curd made by a pock-marked woman"...sad.
I used to watch WPSD news every day, but I never saw a chicken in the forecast - from Dave Barry
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKzTDcw-rG0]
or aliens
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBSYbpIKS-0]